Hans-Juergen Bendt, 52, from Darmstadt, lodged a complaint about his dealer with police after he sold him seven ounces of “completely un-enjoyable” hash!

Bendt claims that the dealer refused to refund the £270 illegal purchase, and describes himself as a victim of fraud, involving drugs of mediocre quality. He was promptly ignored and charged with the illegal purchase and posession of narcotic substances.

Buggins says…
I strongly suspect that the esteemed law enforcement officers also picked up the dealer but on very different charges. However this does beg the question for this country - could you return it as “not fit for the purpose” - not Bendt you fool (although he should be returned to somewhere!!!), but the drugs?

Why is that half of my customers think that they are the only person in the world…… Just explain it to me! They’ve got hundreds of customers themselves - why is it so hard to get into their heads that we are the same!!!!!!?

Finally Mac Users can stop their utter tripe whinging that Mac’s have good security and we should all move to them! Personally I have no preference - Mac’s look nice, but I don’t particularly like the look of the OS - If you’re going to want linux underneath the hood then stop messing around on the fence and load linux!!!

Anyway……

Leap-A tries to spread itself via Apple’s iChat software, disguising itself as images of Apple’s forthcoming Operating System (Leopard) and sends it to everyone on an infected users Buddy List.

Buggins says…

For the Windows world - they disguise everything as Porn… They’re really appealing to the Mac user here disguising it as pictures of the newest OS!!!

No real threat is anticipiated as it’s unlikely to catch out many Apple users (particularly with the lack of Porn) and requires several steps to install the virus (you really would have to be stupid!), it travels with a single filename at the moment of latestpics.tgz

Buggins says…
Mac Users have got off lightly this time - level 1 on the Symantec scale, and more a piece of “malicious software” than a virus.. But it’s only a matter of time…….

Now South Wales government ministor Grant McBride wants to ban a British entrepreneur from naming his beer Shag.

Sold internationally under the name Shag (after the bird, which features on the label!) and brewed in Holland the beer is the fourth that Mr McBride (a teetotaller and father-eight) has banned since becoming Gaming and Racing Minister in 2003 (others included Moo Joose and chocolate milkshake with vodka).

Mr McBride said:

To name the product Shag links it directly with sexual intercourse - and that’s not on.

It is irresponsible to link alcohol and sex so blatantly. I’m outraged by this product.”

The brewery said it was nothing more than “a storm in a glass of beer”.

Buggins says:
Eight kids? He can’t be offended by shagging! It’s a bit of fun, and the fact that adverisements feature a beer bottle on the backseat of a car with the catchphrase: “Fancy a Shag?” just adds to the fun!