I’ve been away - but I’m back!!! Back with a vengeance one would hope and ready to pass comment on the world at large!!
Watch this space!
We’ve all had to refrain from using our mobiles whilst driving, but what did I witness yesterday??
Some idiot on a moped, scooting past me as I sat at lights waiting to turn onto a major A road. What was he doing to be branded an idiot I hear you ask?
Not only was the foolish young man wearing Shorts and T-Shirt, but he had his hand in his pocket!!!! On a moped!!!!
Buggins says:
There’s a time and a place for pocket billiards! 40mph on an A road, whilst driving a moped is neither the time nor the place!
You’d have thought a lecturer at the University of Leicester might have a little more common sense than to spend all his time ringing a member of my family, telling them that their car isn’t worth it’s asking price!
Buggins Says:
If you’re not interested - Bugger off!
The aformentioned (and I quote!) “prick” claims the car will need servicing? No shit sherlock! Did it take a degree to work that out?
You see this is the thing that really gets my goat (maybe it already got my goat - I can’t see the little sod outside chewing my grass - I’ll need a lawnmower at this rate!). People who want something for nothing, if you want a clapped out old banger - then go buy one, if you want a well looked after car, then stump up the cash you fool!!!
Anymore of this nonsense and I may be forced to publish your email address and telephone number!!!!
Yesterday evening was spent at the cinema seeing Mr and Mrs Smith, not the people - the film you fool! Definitely a film for the big screen!
After leaving the darkness of the cinema, thoughts turned to food. Remembering that the local watering hole had a Curry Night on a Wednesday 6pm-10pm off we headed.
On arriving at the aforementioned public house, our intent to partake in the tradition of a curry and a pint was signified to the barman! Only for him to scuttle off into the kitchen and come back shaking his head!!
We were promptly informed that there was a problem in the kitchen (despite the fact people around us had just finished eating!), upon enquiring what the problem was were told it was “Too hot in the kitchen”. We promptly left and put a call in to Domino’s who were only too happy to oblige in delivering a fine meal!
Buggins says:
None of this, “if it’s too hot get out of the kitchen” - you’re paid to do a job sunshine, get back in there and cook! You chose this vocation! I ask you, do I walk away from this keyboard when there are imbeciles out there who need ranting about? Do I? No! Get back in that kitchen and cook my friend, if the food was cold I’d send it back anyway!